Hi all! I'm so pleased to welcome the very funny and talented Robyn Peterman today, as she shows off her new devastatingly funny books...and a rather odd quirk.
If you haven't read Robyn's work yet, you are missing out, I can assure you. And to make things even more fun, Robyn has generously offered to do a major giveaway here today! People...we're talking 10 books!! Have you picked up your jaw yet? Robyn is giving away 5 copies of each of her books, so make sure to leave a comment and let us know why you'd like one. Don't forget your email addy!
Robyn, the floor is yours!
Hi, my name is Robyn Peterman and I am an author of snarky, sexy, funny paranormal romance and snarky, sexy, funny contemporaries.....and I’m addicted to outlet malls.
Okay, so here’s the deal. (Pun intended, you’ll get it in a minute...) When I see an outlet mall my butt clenches and I start to sweat. Not a pretty picture, but true nonetheless. I luuuurrrve outlet malls. Getting a great deal is right up there with the big O for me. My hot hubby is aware of this. He thinks I’m weird.
I have had tons of luck in the wondrous land of the outlet, but I’ve also had some dingers! I do tend to waste gobs of money at the one stop deal-stravagansas.....I get so overwhelmed, I don’t even try stuff on. I still have a pile of unworn t-shirts from an unnamed store I love. I had no clue the seams were wonky and the freakin’ horse was upside down! All I could see was the ridiculously low price! Next time I swear I’ll wear my glasses. Or how about the pants I got? If I tried to walk, my ladybits got damaged.... Or the high end purse I bought in such a rush, I didn’t realize it smelled kind of off....
What in the hell is the point of all this??? Weeeellllll, I have a deal for you! The seams are straight and the horse is standing upright. Your ladybits are not in danger and it smells awesome!
HOW HARD CAN IT BE?-Book One in the Handcuffs and Happily Ever After series is on sale for a short time!!! SQUEEEEEEE! It’s only $1.99!! If you enjoy snarky sexy contemporary romance with Porno Grannies and more euphemisms for male genitalia than you ever wanted, snap it up quick before it goes back to original price! You can learn room clearing nicknames for the male anatomy and laugh till you snort Coke (the drink, not the drug) out of your nose!
Romantic Times Magazine gave it 4 Stars!! (I almost peed my pants over that one)
Thank you Rosanna for having me on your blog. You are brave and you are my new girl crush.
Thank you to my readers who think my characters are actually real people and have written me to find out what they're doing now.
Thank you to the lady who wrote me and told me I should wash my mouth out with soap while promising to read everything I ever write!
Thank you to the woman who asked me if I'd spent time in an institution, because my brain was so warped! She also promised to read everything I ever write!
Enough of that....just Thank you! Please keep reading!
FASHIONABLY DEAD- Book One in The Hot Damned series is out now and Kristy's story, SIZE MATTERS- Book Two in the Handcuffs and Happily Ever After series comes out in December 19th!!!!
HOW HARD CAN IT BE? http://www.amazon.com/
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FASHIONABLY DEAD http://www.amazon.com/
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SIZE MATTERS http://www.amazon.com/
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Rosanna here again. Aw, Robyn, I'm your new girl crush? Thank you. You made my day, and rest assured I'm crushing on you just as hard.
So...drinks tomorrow? ;)